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First Signs of the Apocalypse

Posted on | May 11, 2010 | No Comments

Plastic Bag Trash Flash show

B: This is another example of improper market signals about the true cost of a product. If it cost $4000/ton to recycle this harmful environmental pollutant, but can only be sold for $32/ton, then the true cost of a plastic bag should be at least 12,500% it’s current market cost.

R: Yes, years ago, Mogo decided that the future was plastic bags. He saved all he got at the mall, plus collected everyone else’s. He has an entire industrial park in Bhopal, warehouses full of used plastic bags, and only one of them is on fire! Now he’s ready to collect his 25k percent profit. Please send information as to where the buyers are and do they pay cash.

B: I always have a hard time knowing when you are pulling my leg or telling me I am full of crap.

R: In all the years I’ve known you, you have never been full of crap.
It’s Mogo– I don’t know why I know his history. I just do. He’s still waiting for the signal to sell off his stock of plastic bags. He’s always wanted to be a market wheeler-dealer, and this imminent boom in plastic bags, well, it’s what he’s dreamed of.

I loathe and detest plastic bags. Never use ’em.

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